Drinking Habits: A Farce by Tom Smith

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SYNOPSIS

Accusations, mistaken identities, and romances run wild in this traditional, laugh-out-loud farce. Two nuns at the Sisters of the Perpetual Sewing have been secretly making wine to keep the convent's doors open, but Paul and Sally, reporters and former fiancées, are hot on their trail. They go undercover as a nun and priest, but their presence, combined with the addition of a new nun, spurs paranoia throughout the convent that spies have been sent from Rome to shut them down. Wine and secrets are inevitably spilled as everyone tries to preserve the convent and reconnect with lost loves.

LIST OF CHARACTERS

• SISTER PHILAMENA
  Nun, member of the convent 
• SISTER AUGUSTA
  Nun, member of the convent 
• GEORGE
  Sweet, good-natured groundskeeper 
• MOTHER SUPERIOR
  In charge of the convent 
• PAUL
  Reporter 
• SALLY
  Reporter 
• SISTER MARY CATHERINE
  Novitiate to the convent 
• FATHER CHENILLE
  Priest of the local parish 

CAST LIST

Sister Philamena (Tanya Johnson)
Sister Augusta (Tania Young)
Groundkeeper George (Bud Miller)
Mother Superior (Michelle Krumberger)
Reporter Paul (Johnathan Borrego)
Reporter Sally (Johanna Cryer)
Sister Mary Catherine (Rosie Anderson)
Father Chenille (Mike Conway)

Our Dinner Is Being Prepared by Girl Scout Troop 1160

Dinner Option 1: Lasagna with Meat Sauce
Made with pasta, red sauce, ground beef, cheeses, and spices.

Dinner Option 2: Gluten-Free Vegetarian Alfredo
Made with gluten-free pasta, gluten-free alfredo sauce, spinach, zucchini, cheese, and garlic.

Both dinners will also come with a salad (Ranch or Italian dressing), bread, and your choice of Russian Creme or Chocolate Pudding for dessert.

BINGO AT INTERMISSION

Your ticket not only includes the dinner with dessert as well as the hilarious play put on by our amazing local talent but you will also be given a bingo card to play along with us during our intermission.  There are several prizes being supplied by our local community businesses to win, so if you'd like to play all games during that night's performances, you will be able to purchase more cards at the event.