Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind (30 plays in 60 minutes) Cast

Liam Dickey can moonwalk forwards, can pop his ankle out of place on occasion, and is capable of smelling your fear.

Gracelyn Fletcher is a proud French 2 dropout who makes frequent trips to the chiropractor. She is a firm believer that pumpkin spice should be introduced in August.

Ellie King is the same height as Tom Cruise, and she can play the accordion. She would survive off of pasta and bread if that were healthy.

Eli Stanley did not drop out of French and can speak it well. He enjoys playing piano, but cannot read sheet music and he can do 21 distinct impressions.

Claudia McGinness is a thrifted clothes wearing Peppa Pig enthusiast who moonlights as a champion cricket spiter. She would like you all to know that she would infuse essential oils into her veins if she could.

SYdney Hyatt boasts the bona fide world's loudest sneeze and she is a lover of the television show Big Time Rush. Sydney also runs her own earring business: @angelearrings on Instagram.

Emmi Ochs is unsettlingly flexible, occasionally collects pringles cans, and she sometimes eats.. peanut butter on bagels.

Ian Neargardner is not, in fact, a frightening giant, but rather jolly… and occasionally green. He also really likes tractors.

Ella Turney claims to play the best instrument (the trumpet), has gotten injured playing golf for the Eastbrook Golf team, and is, believe it or not, a ginger with a soul.

Josie Goble does not wish to share any information other than her name with this audience. She fears you and would rather you not have any way to identify, track, and/or hug her.

Sophie Wright is one of at least three lactose intolerant cast members. This is the only information that Sophie wishes to share. Thank you for your understanding.

Dr. Carie King WAS a truck driver, IS an english teacher, and she hopes that she WILL retire by the sea. Wow, that sentence was tense.

Mrs. Goble was born in the same year as both Starbucks and Disney, she loves Snickers bars and loathes Whoppers, and she has a beautiful garden.

Reilly Vore is actually a princess.