GRAND OPENING OF A LONG BEACH RESIDENCY AT THE GRAND EVENT CENTER!

JANUARY 20, 2022

Long Beach's premiere (and only!) musical comedy dinner theatre experience!

Our motto: If you don't leave happier than when you came… Well, that's just too damn bad! Bahahahahaha!!!

**OFFICIAL WINNER OF THE 2021 HOLLYWOOD ENCORE PRODUCERS’ AWARD**

**OFFICIAL WINNER OF THE 2021 COMMUNITY “FREAKS” AWARD FOR BEST VARIETY SHOW AND CABARET**

A little about Funny Bonz…

Life is stressful under normal circumstances.

The status quo of our world today has brought stress levels to stratospheric heights. We all need a way to unwind and you know what they say, “Laughter is the best medicine.”

Enter Funny Bōnz, the “Humerus” Solution to surviving these times! A little levity can derail stress almost immediately. Funny Bōnz is a politically incorrect musical sketch comedy revue featuring musical satire of current events, politics, and pop culture. Think of it as a musical SNL.

Produced by P3 Theatre Company, Funny Bōnz was created in the style of Laffing Matterz, an award-winning dinner theatre that entertained audiences from around the world in the Greater Fort Lauderdale area for an unprecedented nine (9) years.

Funny Bonz, the ‘Humerus’ Solution is an experience like no other.  Guests will enjoy a delectable 3-course meal and an evening filled with tear-inducing laughter.  

Important Show Info:

• Guest Arrival begins / Cash Bar Opens at 6 pm
• Dinner service begins around 7 pm
• The Show begins around 7:45 pm
• Ticket pricepoints
  • $90 VIP Admission
    • Get upfront and personal with the action on stage with ‘front row’ seating!
  • $80 Standard Admission
    • VIP and Standard Admission Ticket prices include:
      • Exquisite 3-course meal
        • Caprese Salad:  Field greens, Mozarella, Cherry Tomatoes, Fresh Basil, & Balsamic Vinaigrette
        • Entree selections:
          • Chicken Marsala - Bone-in Chicken  Breast with Sauteed Mushrooms, Caramelized Onions, & Marsala Wine Sauce served with garlic mashed potatoes & mixed vegetables
          • Asian Inspired Salmon with Shiitake Mushrooms, Bok Choy, & Sweet Soy Reduction served with rice pilaf & mixed vegetables
          • Eggplant Parmesan (Vegetarian) served with garlic mashed potatoes & mixed vegetables
        • Dessert: Tuxedo Trifle Mousse Cake
        • Iced Tea, Coffee, Water
        • Full-length musical sketch comedy revue
        • Access to the cash bar
        • Taxes and gratuities
  • $35 Show Only Admission (Plan to arrive no later than 7:30 pm)
    • While we highly recommend the full ‘comedy dinner theatre’ experience, we understand it may not be in everyone's budget or timeline, so these seats are available if you'd like to just come to see the show.
    • Food will not be available for show-only patrons, but a full-service cash bar is available to enhance your comedy experience - "The drunker you are, the funnier we are!" (Please drink responsibly!)

Evening cocktail attire suggested**

Important: For all in-person performances, you will be required to wear a mask indoors in compliance with the current LA County mandate. In addition to wearing a mask, you will need to present proof of vaccination against COVID-19 or a negative COVID-19 test (within 72 hours) along with a photo ID.

Mission Statement

P3’s mission is to ignite a spark in our diverse community through creative programming that passionately explores humanistic truth.

Vision Statement

Through a Passionate platform inspired by the arts, P3 Theatre Company provides an enriching and educational experience to actors, production staff, and theatergoing audiences.

P3 Theatre Company fosters Progressive groundbreaking new and existing works that are available to the entire community, without bias, to include individuals, children, and families that have needs based on economic or medical challenges.

With a Pragmatic approach, P3 Theatre Company presents top-quality, professionally produced theatrical works that inspire and enlighten the community in an effort to achieve complete harmony and inclusivity.