Hulita Drake (any pronouns) is a part-time lover, full time clown. They recently graduated from UH Mānoa Clown School with a BA in clowning. They spend their free time saving balloon animals and doin clown drag at 2am in the comfort of their home. They’ve just spent a “gap yah” away from the circus but they are now back in town and down to clown. This is their 4th time assistant clowning and 2nd time stage clowning! They’re currently trying to see how many times they can fit the word clown into this bio! They’d like to give a shout out to their two favorite circus cats Honey and Oatmilk for always being a great at home audience to their clownery.

Kevin Keaveney is three of the following things: A groovy agitator; A mass communicator; An absent-minded rebel; A psychedelic pebble; A country undiscovered; A comprehensive lover; A singular sensation; A flagrant aberration DO NOT feed after midnight. DO NOT get wet. No backsies