Fairy Tale Misfits Cast
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Our narrator; an eccentric old woman with a story to tell
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Ms. Rosewood's younger self; reluctant heroine trying to find her way back home
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Quick-witted, but sciophobic
(that's someone who's afraid of shadows)
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Little-known eighth---and world's largest---dwarf
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Jack's sister; greatest giant slayer of all, at least according to her
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F - Offers options; had fine points
S - Guards his bridge with style, ego, and snobbery
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Master villain with an evil plan; keen on obliteration
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L - Thought he was just going to see a play
V - She'll make you eat your veggies
A - Quiet, but helpful
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P - Evil minion who erases characters forever
B - Oversized, but hardly dreaded
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Another; specializes in eliminating especially large items
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Uber-energetic; ready to help no matter what time of day or night
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F - Food service and occasional rhyming are his things
B - Excited to be on vacation with his parents
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I - Nothing seems just right
P - Baby's dad
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P - Anything but charming
P - Stuck in a castle where no one can appreciate his epic beard
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Steals pastries to give to poor grannies
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Top-half fish, bottom-half human
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Wise and mysterious; loves slop
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C - Pirate with a salmon hand
M - Baby's mom
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W - Compassionate and caring; makes a mean pizza
K - Storyteller land's zany caretaker